TNG Site 3.0!

The new site redesign is here!

TNG Site 3.0! TNG Site 3.0!

PAX Prime 2012!

Registration has begun!

PAX Prime 2012! PAX Prime 2012!

Minecraft Server Dynamic Map

Dynamic Minecraft Server Map

Minecraft Server Dynamic Map Minecraft Server Dynamic Map

Another update, and podcast.

Well here we are again. I've updated the site a bit, as you can see. There's now a nifty youtube feed… [more]

Another update, and podcast. Another update, and podcast.

Zelda Marathon 2!

Hello, this is Kemper, a.k.a nerpers! We haven't updated the site in a while, but we're going to try… [more]

Zelda Marathon 2! Zelda Marathon 2!

TNG Site 3.0!

Hey guys, and welcome to the new site!

It’s been up for a while now, but I’ve been tweaking it a bit. It’s finally in a (nearly) final state. Still need to fix the size of the header image, add the automagic Twitch widget in the header, and spruce up the comment section but it’s done besides that! We’ll be posting more content, so please stay tuned to this site. If you have any comments/suggestions feel free to leave them in the comments section! Fun fact: So far, we’ve had one site redesign a year.

We’ll hopefully have lots more content coming out soon, just waiting for the pooping capture card to ship…

See ya guys later!

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PAX Prime 2012!

Hey, nerpers here! PAX Prime passes went on (actual) sale today. Zeke bought his pass last week, and I have now bought mine. For those who don’t know, PAX is an annual gaming convention organized by Penny Arcade in Seattle, WA. This year it will be held Labor Day weekend, August 31-September 2. We Zeke and I will be there all three days, and Dylan will be there Sunday, so if you can’t afford the $65 three-day pass you can get a $35 one-day pass and still meet up with us. This will most likely be the only convention any of us attend with year, so if you want to meet us, make sure to come! Heck, even if you don’t want to meet us, you should come, as there will be people who are actually internet-famous there (like chuggaaconroy), along with all sorts of game demos and panels and the like. Passes went fast last year, and they promise to go even faster this year, so make sure to register soon. The website is http://prime.paxsite.com/registration.php.

Thanks for reading,

nerpers

Edit: Holy crap, three-day passes are GONE. If you want a one-day pass, get it NOW!

Edit 2: Only Sunday passes are left! This is pretty unbelievable, and doesn’t bode well for next year. If you want a pass, get it TODAY or you’ll miss out.

Edit 3: Last edit, since all passes are officially sold out. Your only option if you want to go now is to look on eBay, Craigslist, and such, but be aware that there will be many fake passes being sold alongside any real ones. Zeke and I snagged three-day passes, but Dylan was lazy and got stuck with a Sunday pass.

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Minecraft Server Dynamic Map

So you guys are looking for a super cool dynamic map for the minecraft server (thenerdgamers.dyndns.tv), right? Well, check it out right here! (click)

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Another update, and podcast.

Well here we are again.

I’ve updated the site a bit, as you can see. There’s now a nifty youtube feed over there —->
The footer may overlap some of the shorter pages, working on that.

In other news, The Nerd Gamer’s Podcast Episode 4 is out now! http://goo.gl/09fjR

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Zelda Marathon 2!

Hello, this is Kemper, a.k.a nerpers! We haven’t updated the site in a while, but we’re going to try to be more active about that (or at least I will >_>). Our YouTube channel is still going strong, with Season 2 of Minecraft and a two new Let’s Play of Four Swords Adventures with me, Dylan, Jalen, and Zeke (which will be updating soon, I swear) and Portal 2 Co-op with just me and Zeke. There may have been other stuff that’s gone up in the interim, but that doesn’t really matter.

In other news, we are in the final stages of planning our second Zelda Marathon. The dates have been set for January 6-8, Friday through Sunday, starting at 12:00 PM PST and going for 48 hours. Games will include Ocarina of Time, Majora’s Mask, Wind Waker, various runs of sequence-broken Twilight Princess, Minish Cap, A Link to the Past, and the newest addition to the franchise, SKYWARD SWORD. If Zeke starts going crazy, we may also have a brief appearance of Metroid Fusion. Cuz, y’know, Jalen and stuff.

That’s all for now, I’ll probably be making a test post from my account sometime this week. As always, the public Minecraft server is up at thenerdgamers.dyndns.tv.

~ nerpers

PS: If you have a [reasonable] idea for a charity, post it in the comments and we’ll consider it!

UPDATE (12/26): The marathon has been shortened to 48 hours due to conflicts. We will now be starting on Friday, January 6th at 12 PM PST and going until the same time on Sunday, January 8th. Some games have been removed, see the edits to this post for details.

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TNG 2.0

After many hours of work, the site redesign is finally done. If you have any problems with it, email me at zeke@thenerdgamers.com. We are moving over to the phpBB forums which are not quite done yet, so sit tight on that. Our old forums can still be viewed at http://thenerdgamers.com/?page_id=5. If you’ve signed up on the old forums, you will have to sign up again on the new ones, but you will still use your old account to comment on this blog.
Anyways, hope you guys enjoy the site!
-Zeke

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Zelda Kid

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Minecraft Server Party Night

Hey everybody, I’m just here to give you guys details on the minecraft party night.  We’ll have the server on from 9-10ish PM PST to whenever we go to sleep and we’ll put the IP here the day of the event.  We’re doing this to raise awareness for our Zelda marathon later this year.  We will also be streaming it.

EDIT: The ip is “thenerdgamers.dyndns.org”. Type that directly in to Minecraft.

You can buy Minecraft from minecraft.net, if you haven’t already.

-zeldafan314

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New Videos!

Hi there, it’s Okuu here. I’m here to update you guys on a plethora of videos that you may or may not have missed.

First off, we’ve started (and almost finished) a let’s play of VVVVVV, an indie game from distractionware. You can check out the first episode at the following link: http://youtu.be/dr4rXHaLNoI

Secondly, we’re starting up a SMP Minecraft LP! Check out the first episode here: http://youtu.be/O6CuZnuczLs

Finally, the SMG2 Marathon came to a close. If you missed it, you can still check out the gameplay on youtube. It’ll be split up into parts, but what can you do. This will psuedo-replace the LP of SMG2, but more word on that later. Check it out at http://youtu.be/mzvvvmcKMzI

That’s all she wrote. Thank you for staying with us this far, and happy holidays!

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iReview: Chaos Rings

So I’m starting a new segment here on the TNG blog called iReview, in which I’ll, you guessed it, review a game for the iOS device lineup, aka the iPhone, the iPod Touch, and the iPad. Now, there’s a fast set of nearly 100,000 games for these devices, so there’s no way I’m going to be able to review them all, but I intend to review the ones that a) I have had the time to play, and b) That are actually noteworthy. Noteworthy because they are good, or noteworthy because they are bad, it doesn’t matter.

Anyway, moving along to the actually review, I will now be reviewing one of the best looking games on the iOS series, produced by Square Enix, Chaos Rings.

Bad-ass looking characters

Suffice to say, the logo is great in itself.

Chaos Rings is a RPG in the likes of Final Fantasy, following the story of four couples, who have been abducted into the realm of the Ark Arena, in which these couples fight for their lives, and the ability to return to their original times. Yet throughout this trek, they find the motives behind the ideals of the Ark Arena, ultimately fighting against the monstrosity behind the Ark Arena.

The gameplay is relatively simple. The overworld of the game is played from a third person perspective, with a track ball to move your character. One great thing that the developers did is made it so that, no matter where you initially place your finger on the device, the virtual track ball is based wherever you placed your finger. While this seems good in context, sometimes, when placing your finger initially near the edge of the screen, your character cannot move as fast as possible. A slight mishap, but it doesn’t matter if you just don’t place your finger in a certain place. (iPhone 4 antenna issues anyone?)

The other part of the game, the battles, are standard Final Fantasy-esque scenes, most reminiscent of Final Fantasy XIII. Heck, even the camera positions while you are making choices as to what to do, or attacking, are FFXIIIish.

Yellow Sparklies

You see what I mean?

In battles, before each turn, you are given the choice to either do two solo moves, or do one devastating pair move. However, if you chose to do the pair move, then any attack will hit the both of you, so there is greater risk for the greater reward. This adds a new element of strategy to the battles; yet I never found myself using the ability, as most often the benefits of having two separate attacks outweigh the benefits of a single, strong attack.

This is not the only strategical element in battle, as there are two more features. One is the break gauge, seen in the top left corner. This represents the “momentum” or the “flow” of the battle; if it points in your direction, then your attacks will do more damage, and your opponent’s attacks will do less. Likewise, if the break meter favors your opponent, then your attacks will do substantially less, and your opponent’s will be stronger. While it seems as if it’s a cool mechanic, this drastically changes the ideals of battle; speed becomes essential, as the first attack done majorly puts the battle in your favor. And once the break meter is in your favor, then essentially you’ve won the battle, with no skill involved. After a while, the concept break meter simply makes battles uninteresting.

The third and final strategic element is the concept of elements, no pun intended. This, in realistic terms, is simply a game of rock-paper-scizzors. The three elements, Aqua, Blaze, and Gale, follow characteristics as you would expect: Aqua beats Blaze, Blaze beats Gale, and Gale beats Aqua. It’s quite reminiscent of Pokemon, in actually.

In fact, the game has many throw-offs to Pokemon. The monster design, for instance, is based off of animals, similar to that of Pokemon. This is not to say that the monster design is bad, heavens no. If anything, the design of the enemies is fresh, and the boss designs are quite intimidating.

Ugleh!

The fact that animals are the basis for all character design is expanded upon, as whenever you first defeat a monster, you obtain their genes. These genes have special abilities, which you can obtain by defeating monsters in battle. You can equip these genes to your characters to be able to utilize these abilities. The abilities include magic attacks of certain elements, the ability to increase stats, and the ability to inflict a certain element on an enemy. These are basically your Mana or PSI skills if you will, and are to be used sparingly, as your HP is refilled between battles, but not your MP.

Even though some of the gimicks of the game seem to draw back from the game, the soundtrack nearly makes up for these faults in whole. The boss themes,  for instance, are astounding, and seem as if they could belong in an actual high-budget movie. Just take a listen to this song, entitled Ark Arena;

Ark Arena

Shweet goodness at it’s finest. And, just if you’re curious, the soundtrack is available on iTunes for $7.99, if you wish.

Overall, Chaos Rings by Square Enix is by no means a light RPG, but rather, it is a complex game with amazing graphics, an amazing soundtrack, and much more. That being said, the hefty prince tag of $12.99 may throw some people off of the Square Enix/Final Fantasy/RPG bandwagon; but I state that if you can afford it, by all means, go ahead. You are definitely getting what is worth your money, a 20 hour game with PSP-like graphics.

Of course, if you can’t afford the price, then you might as well dust off your old gameboy, pop in your cartridge of Pokemon Yellow that you were never able to beat, and have a go at that, anyway.

Check me out on twitter, twitter username TNGStaffan. Seriously. It’s worth the amount of time it takes. Especially because it doesn’t take any time at all. :)

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